5 Reasons I'm Not "Friends" With Girls

5 Reasons I'm Not "Friends" With Girls

The frequency in which, I have seen girls engaged in a thumb war with their smartphones, when they are literally surrounded by actual humans is actually deplorable. If you agree to meet people for a social interaction quite frankly, shit or get off the pot. Now if you want to talk about my selfie game, that’s another story...

 

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From Needy To Veni. Vici. i

From Needy To Veni. Vici. i

She's murmuring while resting on top of me, can't really tell what she is saying. Is she talking in Korean to me? Maybe she's just drunk? I ask for clarification, and she repeats “Turn off the lights.” Fear struck my heart. That doesn't sound like that sweet, innocent looking girl I met at the mall. Why should the light be turned off?? I pictured a vivid scenario of her strangling me for having sex with her 20 minutes ago. Widow Spider Mode.

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